The Lost Chapter of Genesis
 

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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"<o =""></o> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.<o =""></o>

She will always agree with every decision you make, and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.<o =""></o>

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."<o =""></o>

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"<o =""></o>

God replied, "An arm and a leg."


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Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>Of course the rest is history......................