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A blind cowboy walks into a female biker bar, sits down, then says in a loud voice:

Hey! Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?

After a few moments of silence, the blonde bartender says,” in deference to your obvious condition, I think you should know that I’m blonde and I have a baseball bat back here. The bouncer by the door is blonde too. The woman to your left is a blonde black belt in Karate and the blonde to your right is a blonde wrestler. Finally, the blonde waitress is a female body builder. Now, do you really want to tell this joke?"

He thinks about it for a minute and then says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”