[Philadelphia Freedom]

Originally Posted by Bounty Hunter

For those of you who like reports from Rookie Mini Camps here is a real treat.


In an effort to save you some time so you can enjoy your Memorial Day period, and prep for all those college graduation parties, etc., I’d like to do a quick recap of reporting from all the rookie mini-camps, for all 32 teams, concerning all the rookies you are looking at from your favorite team, and/or for a Dynasty Rookie Draft purposes.

Here’s what the coach said about that high-round draft pick, after watching him from recent rookie mini-camps:

“We’re excited about ______ (fill in whatever rookie you were looking up info on). He’s as good and/or better than we thought. We’re really excited about what _______ brings to the table. ________ had a very good camp. We’re looking forward to a big year from ________. “

Here’s what the coach said about that undrafted free agent rookie long-shot you had your eye on:

“________ is working hard. __________ did some good things out there. ________ needs to keep working hard. We liked what we saw from _______.”

Here’s what the guys paid to follow the team said about the exciting rookie ________. “They really like this kid.“

Here’s what you never hear about any rookie from the rookie mini-camps:

“I was on the fence with _______, but after seeing him in camp just now, my suspicions were confirmed…we made another $#!tty draft pick. I’m not sure if the GM has his head up his ass, or just his scouts. Either way, I’m stuck with this turd. We can’t cut him already, but I’d like to speed up the inevitable if I could. What were we thinking? Is that microphone on?“

This would make for a great mad libs as well.