[Preds]

Originally Posted by Doggler

Guys, let me regale you with the science behind peacockery.

The male peacock has magnificent plumage. The purpose for the plumage is to attract a mate. The more spectacular the plumage, the more ladybird the male peacock will receive. But why...why...WHY is this? Why do ladybirds find all this plumage so drop dead sexy? Think about this quesiton for a moment...peacocks, like most of us, have natural predators. Being weighed down by pounds of plumage cannot be advantageous for your chances of survival. And at the end of the day, ladybirds want a man who can be a provider - one who won't become leopard food and leave three screaming birdlets for her to raise all alone while holding down three jobs at the feathermill.

The fact that the peacock with the largest, most magnificent plumage is cocky enough to strut his stuff, let alone even be here, is his way of saying to the ladybirds, "Honey, look at this. I'm such a BA bird that I can afford to have all this silly dead weight on me - it's my proof that I am bigger, badder, stronger, smarter, and all around sexier than these other guys." BY FLAUNTING HIS DISADVANTAGE, HE IS ACTUALLY PROVING HIS WORTH.

You, too, could be a peacock!!! Winning a SACD Bowl ain't no thing - I mean, hell, even Burt has managed to win one! BUT - if you could win a SACD Bowl WHILE carrying corpses like Treadwell or DGB on your roster - well, let's just say the ladybirds are already queueing up for you, big sexy!

Offer up before it's too late!

I'll offer you my Frenzy 4th rd comp for Treadwell...