[Burt the Butcher]

For the first hour after we brought Mike back to the Coop, all we could get out of him was "Avast Ye Matey". Once he finally sobered up (he still refused to take off his eye patch, but he put the Chicken mascot back in his pen - he thought it was a parrot), we were finally able to discuss his offer sheet and his desire to be a Pirate.
"But Butcher, do you realize Chickens and Pirates play each other in Frenzy season Week 3, which begins on September 19th, which happens to be "Talk Like A Pirate Day"? This is Karma Krama"

There was no swaying him on his desire to be a Pirate, so management has decided to grant Mr. Evans his wish, and we will therefore...

DECLINE.