[Liquid Swords]

Geeks, Gunslingers, Cajuns, Clowns, and Moonshiners have no viable path to making the playoffs.

Zombies clinch Pat Tillman division and #2 seed with a win.
Zombies can also clinch division with Wiener Dogs loss.
If Zombies lose, Weiner Dogs lose, and Tommyknockers win, Zombies get the #2 seed (1-0 vs Tommyknockers - Reggie White champ).
If Zombies lose, Weiner Dogs lose, and Tommyknockers lose, Zombies get the #3 seed (0-1 vs Scorpions - Reggie White champ).
If Zombies lose and Wiener Dogs win, Zombies will likely be seeded #6 based on all-play record.

Wiener Dogs clinch Pat Tillman division with a win and a Zombies loss due to All-Play record tie-breaker (overall, H2H, and division are ties).
If Weiner Dogs win, Zombies lose, and Tommyknockers lose, Weiner Dogs get the #2 seed (1-0 vs Scorpions - Reggie White winner).
If Weiner Dogs win, Zombies lose, and Tommyknockers win, Weiner Dogs get the #3 seed (0-1 vs Tommyknockers - Reggie White winner).
If Zombies win or Weiner Dogs lose, Weiner Dogs will likely be seeded #4 based on strong all-play record.

36 Chambers already clinched the Derrick Thomas division (2-0 vs Opihi) and the #1 overall seed.

Opihi clinched a wild card spot.
Wild card seeding is undetermined but likely #4 or #5 based on all-play record.
A poor week 14 performance could cause them to slip to the #6 seed.

Tommyknockers clinch Reggie White division with a win or a Scorpions loss.
If Tommyknockers win, Zombies lose, and Wiener Dogs win, Tommyknockers get the #2 seed (1-0 vs Wiener Dogs - Pat Tillman winner).
If Tommyknockers win and Zombies win, Tommyknockers get the #3 seed.
If Tommyknockers lose and Scorpions win, Tommyknockers may be at risk of missing the playoffs due to losing all-play record.

Scorpions clinch Reggie White division with a win and Tommyknockers loss.
If Scorpions win, Tommyknockers lose, and Wiener Dogs lose, Scorpions get the #2 seed (1-0 vs Zombies - Pat Tillman winner).
If Scorpions win, Tommyknockers lose, and Wiener Dogs win, Scorpions get the #3 seed (0-1 vs Wiener Dogs - Pat Tillman winner).
If Scorpions win and Tommyknockers win, Scorpions have good chance of wild card spot.
If Scorpions lose, they need a good performance to have a chance at a wild card spot.

Floyds can snag a wild card with a strong performance because of their current all-play record.

That's my best assessment anyway. It's sure to be a wild week 14.