Skippy the One Eyed Beagle

(Ap) Columbus, by Holdin MyGroin
Good Grief and Subzero go head to head this week in a matchup of the two top scoring teams in the league. The winner of this game will be positioned very nicely heading in to the streatch run to the playoffs.

"Subzero is a pretty good team. It will be interesting to see how they bounce back after losing their QB Daunte Culpepper for the rest of the year." said coach Skippy. "I think our guys are ready for the game. We have been focusing all week and have had some great practices."

When asked about having to face a team that featured Peyton Maning, Shaun Alexander, Thomas Jones, and Antonio Gates, Subzero coach Keepers wet himself. "I don't know how we are supposed to stop this team," said Keepers. "We have been playing over our heads all year and now we have lost Daunte (Culpepper)!" Keepers was not available for further comment as he fell into a fetal position and had to be sedated by the training staff.

The odds makers are also not on Subzero's side. The spread came out at Subzero +35 and quickly widened to +50 as the bets started coming in.