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Old June 4th, 2021, 12:40 AM   #1
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Jeff Greenwood
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Jun 2
Flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?

Mom: *nudging me* that could've been you

Me: not now Mom

Mom: they're not asking for a fantasy football writer to help, are they?

Me: Mom, there's a medical emergency happening

Mom: go see if they prefer dynasty or redraft

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