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Old April 23rd, 2002, 10:55 AM   #1
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Default First Trick...

The new hooker just finished her first

trick. When she came back down to the street,

the seasoned veterans all gathered around to

hear the details.



She said "well , he was a big muscular

and handsome sailor".

"Well , what did he want to do?" They all asked.



She said " I told him that a straight lay

was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".



So I told him that oral sex would be $75,

but he didn't have that much either".



"Finally I said, well how much do you have"?



The sailor said that he only had $25.



The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I

can do is service you by hand".



He agreed and after getting the finance

straight, she said "he pulled it out and

I put one hand on it, and then a second hand

above the first and then the first hand above

the second hand"



"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have

been huge, then what did you do?"


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Old April 23rd, 2002, 05:31 PM   #2
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