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Old April 22nd, 2002, 11:36 PM   #1
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Default The Talking Frog...

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and return it to the pocket.

The frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? Why won't you kiss me?"

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The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."[/hide]
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Old April 22nd, 2002, 11:37 PM   #2
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and the punchline is...
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Old April 22nd, 2002, 11:39 PM   #3
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boooooo...

not worth it
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Old April 23rd, 2002, 12:21 AM   #4
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Can i answer!?!??!!
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