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Old April 18th, 2002, 12:35 PM   #1
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Words of Wisdom: BEER

This is an explanation by Cliff Clavin of Cheers: One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Old April 18th, 2002, 02:09 PM   #2
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Good ol Cliff..........I miss cheers.
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Old April 22nd, 2002, 11:59 AM   #3
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hell, I don't get to see the hides even as an Admin, is up with that
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Old April 22nd, 2002, 12:00 PM   #4
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these jokes are a lot of work
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Old April 22nd, 2002, 11:33 PM   #5
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hell, I don't get to see the hides even as an Admin, is up with that
hehe, yup, not my choice, emo installed the hide hack, making hidden shit visible to admins is something he had done extra to emotion.

I MAY ask him to do that here to but I think that we should have to reply to see their shit too.

BTW u can still cheat if u realllllly don't want to reply, u can just edit the post to see the hidden text since ur an admin!
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Old April 23rd, 2002, 10:41 AM   #6
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show me the money...or something like that
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Old April 19th, 2004, 12:59 PM   #7
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Classic Cliff. Man, Cheers was great.
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