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Old October 2nd, 2008, 11:55 AM   #1
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Grin In Honor Of Our Shitty Economy, Beer Facts...chew On This Over Lunch:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle...... It's called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!
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Old October 2nd, 2008, 05:16 PM   #2
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Default Re: In Honor Of Our Shitty Economy, Beer Facts...chew On This Over Lunch:

"It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale."
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