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April 23rd, 2002, 10:44 AM | #1 |
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An apple a day
This geezer goes in the pub, he sees the barman polishing a huge apple at the bar.
He asks the barman, whats with the apple ?. The barman says 'a special I have on today, do you like vodka and orange?' Bloke says 'yeah' Barman says 'take a bite right there' The bloke takes a bite and cant believe how much it tastes of vodka but asks the barman, where's the orange? Barman says ' Turn it around' so the guys turns it around and cant believe his taste, ' Just like Orange he says'. Barman brings another up, 'This one's gin and tonic' he proclaims. The bloke takes a bite from one side, sure enough tastes just like gin, turns it around, tastes just like tonic water. He say 'thats amazing' Just then a gorgeous blonde bird walks in. The bloke says to the barman, I'd like a taste of that. Then the barman brings another super apple up. The bloke says, ' Yeah right. now I know ya having me on. The barman says taste it Reply to see the Punch Line[hide] The bloke bites then spits the apple chunk out, and says, 'That tastes like shit'. The barman says, 'Turn it around !!'[/hide] |
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