The Talking Frog...

April 22nd, 2002, 11:36 PM

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and return it to the pocket.

The frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? Why won't you kiss me?"

Reply to see Punch line[hide]

The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."[/hide]

Preds · April 22nd, 2002, 11:37 PM

and the punchline is...

Preds · April 22nd, 2002, 11:39 PM

boooooo...

not worth it

Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers · April 23rd, 2002, 12:21 AM

Can i answer!?!??!!

April 22nd, 2002, 11:36 PM	#1
Nick_nac Guest Posts: n/a	The Talking Frog... A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and return it to the pocket. The frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? Why won't you kiss me?" Reply to see Punch line[hide] The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."[/hide]

April 22nd, 2002, 11:37 PM	#2
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April 22nd, 2002, 11:39 PM	#3
Preds *****istrator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hamburg, NY Posts: 17,782	boooooo... not worth it __________________ *4x Frenzy Champions (2003, 2005, 2013, 2022) with 9 appearances in the Frenzy Bowl (4 in the past 5 seasons*) 2022 Co-Champions with WchMeGo Roosters Email: preds1@gmail.com Cell: 716-481-8823

April 23rd, 2002, 12:21 AM	#4
Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers Feeding Frenzy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 946	Can i answer!?!??!!

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